Episode 5 — How many toddlers could you kill (Hypothetically)?

You can download it out by clicking here or stream it by clicking here instead.

So first of all, this one is going to sound a bit weird. Mike and I never really talk over each other. It's because we only had one microphone, because I loaned Mike both cords (I think) to my other microphones.

To solve this problem, we sat in the middle of my office and swung the one working microphone back and forth at each other while proposing hypothetical questions.

Such hard-hitting questions as:

• Go into the ladies room or doodoo eruption? 
• S a D for a million dollars? (Or $700) 
• If you had to fight a quarterback? 
• How many toddlers do you think you could kill? 

Next show, we'll have all of our microphones back, but for now, try to enjoy. 

Mobile? Alright yeah, mobile.

So with my smartphone and this application I can post stuff to the show's blog on the go.

Here's some bologna.

Episode 4 — Steve ate the sausages.

We finally did it. We recorded a fourth episode. You can find it by clicking here.

Just in time for you to listen at work ON HEADPHONES because this one's a little on the blue side.

And frankly, I'm ashamed of this one.

Topics:

• An adult eating bologna is shameful. 
• Eating in a car is shameful. 
• Porn. 
• Being an intern always sucks no matter what. 
• "Would you eat the pizza?" 
• Mike vs. Steve over the battle of sausages. 

I hope you like it.

We'll be doing the shows on Thursdays from now on. That doesn't mean I'll have the edited by then, but at least they'll exist. 

Hey -- for all of you that bugged me/us about making more of these, I'm for serious really happy to hear that. I love doing this, but it's really nice to know that you're listening. 

This is for you: 

Episode 3 - Whole lot of bums

After much waiting and summer vacations, we finally got back together to record episode three.

You can check it out by clicking here. 

I had no idea that we'd be getting a special guest. But sure enough, Shady Fleas showed up and decided to sit in with us and share her wisdom on such topics as:

• How awful Live Jasmine is. 
• Facebook faux pas. 
• Dreaming is weird. 
• Bums doing bum things.

I'm really happy with how this turned out. 

Coming up, we're going to have much more consistant time for recording, so we're going to try out best to crank these bad boys out once per week on a regular schedule. 

Episode 2 - Favorite Hip-Hop Lyrics

We managed to pull off a second recording. I like the direction this is going. It's a little bit longer than the last one, but I think we made up for it with the chuckles.

You can download the episode by clicking this link.

Some of the topics we discussed: 

• Big guys in hip-hop can be gross
• Our favorite lines of all time
• It's just a speeding ticket, Rick Ross. 
• Kraft Singles.
• Shit jokes are never not funny.
• DMX hates key grips. 
• MIKE JONES!
• Throw a PopTart into my mouth. 

At the end I mention stickers. We're using these weird stickers of an old lady painting for promo for anyone who wants them. Just FB message me your address. They're all limited press -- meaning I'm making them all with a marker. 

As always, please hit us up with topic ideas and make jokes about things you think are funny that we say. It makes us happy to know you all are listening.

Oh, and here's a quick shot of us working on the show tonight:

Episode 1 - The Pilot.

It's the big day.

We recorded Episode 1. The pilot episode. Here's hoping that it gets picked up.

Here's how you can listen to it = You click this link. 

I'm not sure how to get a media player to work inside of Blogger, but I'm going to try to figure it out. For now, though, just click the link.

Some of the topics discussed:

• An intro. 
• The topics you all pitched. 
• Past podcasting. 
• Boy bands breakdown.
• Black Eyed Peasitis. 
• Middle school wardrobe 
• 90s trends. 

Also, an exclusive look into our recording today:

All wired up and ready to go.

All I need is for Mike to get here. He's getting a haircut right now. 

Turns out I still remember how to get all this stuff hooked up correctly. 

Also, I don't really have a plan for how to host this. I'm going to try Dropbox, as long as it's not a too many gigs. If I had a plan it wouldn't be as edgy and cool.

-Jeff