Episode 5 — How many toddlers could you kill (Hypothetically)?

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So first of all, this one is going to sound a bit weird. Mike and I never really talk over each other. It's because we only had one microphone, because I loaned Mike both cords (I think) to my other microphones.

To solve this problem, we sat in the middle of my office and swung the one working microphone back and forth at each other while proposing hypothetical questions.

Such hard-hitting questions as:

• Go into the ladies room or doodoo eruption? 
• S a D for a million dollars? (Or $700) 
• If you had to fight a quarterback? 
• How many toddlers do you think you could kill? 

Next show, we'll have all of our microphones back, but for now, try to enjoy. 

Mobile? Alright yeah, mobile.

So with my smartphone and this application I can post stuff to the show's blog on the go.

Here's some bologna.

Episode 4 — Steve ate the sausages.

We finally did it. We recorded a fourth episode. You can find it by clicking here.

Just in time for you to listen at work ON HEADPHONES because this one's a little on the blue side.

And frankly, I'm ashamed of this one.

Topics:

• An adult eating bologna is shameful. 
• Eating in a car is shameful. 
• Porn. 
• Being an intern always sucks no matter what. 
• "Would you eat the pizza?" 
• Mike vs. Steve over the battle of sausages. 

I hope you like it.

We'll be doing the shows on Thursdays from now on. That doesn't mean I'll have the edited by then, but at least they'll exist. 

Hey -- for all of you that bugged me/us about making more of these, I'm for serious really happy to hear that. I love doing this, but it's really nice to know that you're listening. 

This is for you: