Episode 3 - Whole lot of bums

After much waiting and summer vacations, we finally got back together to record episode three.

You can check it out by clicking here. 

I had no idea that we'd be getting a special guest. But sure enough, Shady Fleas showed up and decided to sit in with us and share her wisdom on such topics as:

• How awful Live Jasmine is. 
• Facebook faux pas. 
• Dreaming is weird. 
• Bums doing bum things.

I'm really happy with how this turned out. 

Coming up, we're going to have much more consistant time for recording, so we're going to try out best to crank these bad boys out once per week on a regular schedule. 

Episode 2 - Favorite Hip-Hop Lyrics

We managed to pull off a second recording. I like the direction this is going. It's a little bit longer than the last one, but I think we made up for it with the chuckles.

You can download the episode by clicking this link.

Some of the topics we discussed: 

• Big guys in hip-hop can be gross
• Our favorite lines of all time
• It's just a speeding ticket, Rick Ross. 
• Kraft Singles.
• Shit jokes are never not funny.
• DMX hates key grips. 
• MIKE JONES!
• Throw a PopTart into my mouth. 

At the end I mention stickers. We're using these weird stickers of an old lady painting for promo for anyone who wants them. Just FB message me your address. They're all limited press -- meaning I'm making them all with a marker. 

As always, please hit us up with topic ideas and make jokes about things you think are funny that we say. It makes us happy to know you all are listening.

Oh, and here's a quick shot of us working on the show tonight:

Episode 1 - The Pilot.

It's the big day.

We recorded Episode 1. The pilot episode. Here's hoping that it gets picked up.

Here's how you can listen to it = You click this link. 

I'm not sure how to get a media player to work inside of Blogger, but I'm going to try to figure it out. For now, though, just click the link.

Some of the topics discussed:

• An intro. 
• The topics you all pitched. 
• Past podcasting. 
• Boy bands breakdown.
• Black Eyed Peasitis. 
• Middle school wardrobe 
• 90s trends. 

Also, an exclusive look into our recording today:

All wired up and ready to go.

All I need is for Mike to get here. He's getting a haircut right now. 

Turns out I still remember how to get all this stuff hooked up correctly. 

Also, I don't really have a plan for how to host this. I'm going to try Dropbox, as long as it's not a too many gigs. If I had a plan it wouldn't be as edgy and cool.

-Jeff

Brace yourselves.

Tomorrow, July 26, 2012, the year of our Lord, Mike and I record the first The Delayed Reality: Brofessional Journalists. Also known as Episode 1. 


Do whatever you need to to in order to prepare. Hide your kids. Make some snacks. This is going to be bad. 


We're going to have a lot of room for improvement. 


-Jeff. 

These are the faces of entertainment.

Because why not.

This is the website we'll be using for this project of ours.

A new podcast for a new point in my life, for sure. I've now ridden this PhD school thing for a full year without any signs of stopping. It shields me from the harsh realities of this world. Thus the name. Although Mike gets almost all of that credit.

Granted, graduate school comes with another set of problems. Weird hours. Grading. Soul-crushing pressure to get published.

So this is the cathartic response to that.

I think our plan is to tell funny stories, complain about stuff, and jabber about topics that don't matter.

Let's see if Mike and I are entertaining. I think we may be.

-Jeff.